Friday, January 20, 2006
Girl With Copious Hair
"I hear you've got a new girlfriend."
"I do."
"Well who is she, what's she like?"
"Oh, she's one of those people who has really long hair—like down to her butt. I mean, she's attractive...but all that hair. What are you supposed to do with it? I feel like she expects me to do something with it—to, like, braid it. When we watch TV we snuggle or whatever, but all I can think about is all that hair, sitting there in her lap, like an undiapered baby."
